Age brings wisdom...
Therefore, Wilf Turnbull and Derek Philpott, two older gentlemen, are surely best placed to throw the keen light of their experience into the murky fog of pop lyrics. Exercising their shrewd analytical skills, Wilf and Derek help the young pups of the music world, by kindly writing to them, and explaining where they might have gone a little bit wayward.
Letter to Cher Lloyd
Cher Lloyd's ridiculous attempt at a song, known as Swagger Jagger, has been unavoidable. Even, Derek Philpott wasn't able to keep his ears unsullied, but fortunately, he's got a propensity for writing letters to pop stars, and he's not afraid to use it.
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Letter to Lady Gaga
“Just Dance”, says Lady Gaga. Never one to toe the line, however, Derek Philpott has a few issues to raise before acceding to such a terse request. Here's his latest letter, to the provocative wardrobe owner herself.
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Letter to Kelis
Her milkshake may very well bring all the boys to the yard, but Wilf & Derek are well beyond such lurid luring. They've got some issues to raise with Kelis. And they raise them, in this letter.
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Letter to Pink
Wilf Turnbull and Derek Philpott are so troubled by the work of Pink, that they felt the need to pen a missive to her.
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Letter to Gwen Stefani
Just to ease you into the Wilf & Derek paradigm, here's a little epistle to Gwen Stefani. A good place to start if you're unfamiliar with their particular style of critique.
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